Story 101's luck

Discussion in 'Need A Laugh' started by 101gamer101, Feb 4, 2017.

  1. 101gamer101

    101gamer101 PC Hardware Nerd Half God Server Admin Donator

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    So, I've gotten back into playing Borderlands, as I do every 6 months or so, and I got to the Zarpedon fight. Here's a little story about my luck.

    > Be Dopple

    >More than 200 MoneyPower (+40% damage)

    >Hunt for loot and $$$ to prep

    >Need new Oz Kit bcus underleveled PoS isn't helping

    >Try to farm Col. Bob

    >No drop Ack Ack

    >Go to R&D to try and kill Lil' Destoyer and X-Stalk

    >Stillnofuckindrops

    >Check random-ass chest

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    >Holyshit

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    >All that MoneyPower goodness

    >Run back to Hub of Heroism

    >A wild Col. Bob appeared

    >Kill for Exp. and lols

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    >Areyoufuckingkiddingme

    >f*** it Zarp gotta die

    >Kill Mechsuit

    >Die during Ascended form fight

    >RIP MoneyPower stacks

    >RIP 2 hours of money grind

    >Be sad

    >Rage kill Zarpadouche

    Oh, and RK5 can go f*** himself. The only way I beat him was Melting him with a T4s-3r, which took long enough to unlock, let alone level up to use it.
     
  2. Grandpa Murica

    Grandpa Murica Grand Dad Half God Server Admin Donator

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    Pfft. Child's play.

    Try playing Borderlands 2 and getting a 82% Sham from a Bullymong pile.
    And then getting a pearlescent in a friends game that was also from a Bullymong pile (which was a Brisk Avenger).
     
  3. 101gamer101

    101gamer101 PC Hardware Nerd Half God Server Admin Donator

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    GIVE ME YOUR LUCK BNK3R WON'T GIVE ME A SHAM NOR A BITCH AND I'M GETTING ANNOYED
     
  4. Squirt-Bob Jamison Esquire

    Squirt-Bob Jamison Esquire Server Manager Donator

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    They somehow made RK5 more annoying then BNK3R.

    How they did that is beyond me.

    Why they did that, is also beyond me.
     
  5. 101gamer101

    101gamer101 PC Hardware Nerd Half God Server Admin Donator

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    Because there's no Bore in TPS.

    Bore + BNK3R = 15 second boss fight.
     
  6. Squirt-Bob Jamison

    Squirt-Bob Jamison Melee Fighter

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    BNK3R is easy enough just hang out around the stairs if you're runnin Sniper. If you want a good spot to farm hit up the Wattle Gobbler or a TVH Mr Tinder Snowflake.
     
  7. Jake

    Jake Resigned Staff Donator

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    >greentext outside of 4chan
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  8. thatoneloaf

    thatoneloaf Mic Spammer

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    stop reviving dead threads before I inject day glo into my veins like that one guy did on 4chan and die
     
  9. Len

    Len Mic Spammer

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    Pic he's referring to, and no, he didn't die.
    http://i.imgur.com/T5qSWkJ.jpg
     
  10. CaptainSparky

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    Don't know if this is similar, but I remember when my brother was playing Pokémon Emerald and just fuckin randomly caught Kyogre through regular fishing. Ya know, just using a dinky little pole with string to capture f****** poké-Poseidon. The legendary that would probably be at the end of the game and not just hanging around a coast.